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( From queerconstructionii – Sept/04)
Bring hand to face.
Wave hand near face, but not so that anyone would notice.
Do NOT start scratching beard.
Beard SEEMS to be itchy.
Scartch beard quickly like your dog might do.
DO NOT REPEAT SCRATCHING.
Even one repitition of scratching means you're stuck in a loop of scratching. If you repeat scratching you will [...]